Faqs About Doctors

Think about this:
  • The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
  • Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
  • Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Then think about this:
  • The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
  • The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
  • The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention